took the earliest train in the entire universe - 745am. i was like thinking, if i were to go to school, i wouldn't even have to wake up so early. woke up at an unearthly hour of 530.. morning was bad, my mom tried to force some food down my throat.... AND the train ride there was so quiet, cos for about 4 hours or so, i had to sit with this unknown random malaysian guy (he came up at jb and left at gemas) who was practically telling his whoever about his SONY ERICSSSON phone, one of the models which i could swear ive never seen before, how great & almighty it is. then he started playing some cheena poke poke song and he even tried to sing along - which nearly caused my death i tell you. the main point is, I DIDNT TALK FOR LIKE 4 HOURS LA. how can! somemore i wasn't even being emotional at that point of time. TSK. kukujiao.
reached the lovely place and played awhile, you know, run around, bombing, playing catching and catching up with 2 boys, ah loong & aiman, which presumably went through puberty cos they're effing shy to talk to moi, AND WHEN THEY TALKED, THEIR VOICE SO DEEP. wah, i cannot take it. and su wey loong, 15 years, is taller than me - depressing. ahh, i still lub ah loong deep deep. then we played firecrackers, attempted to bombed the chickens, but my grandmother was like "AH LING AH LONG, BUDAK BUDAK... (ah ling ah long, later i got no more chickens i rear you both!!)" can't rmber what exactly she said. but yea. oh, i did sprints, and i nearly caused ah chen, to dive in a pile of cow dung. -.- blame the cows, anyhow shit. tsk.
first attempt to shit - FAILED. :(
WAH I WOKE UP DAMN EARLY EVERYDAY, WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM ANYBODY, 8am!!!! ZOH MY GOD. actually i woke up at 530, fed the chickens and went back to sleep. -.-did some hard labour, cos we're having some partay at night. everything went well, including the collection of angbaosxzsx. unintentionally caught the attention of some bloody mats while i was collecting rubbish. (like who the hell diverts their attention to people that are collecting rubbish? weirdos), my mom attempted to sell me off to this guy which is a distant relative, which i don't deny that he's good looking. and he even happily agreed to be my boyfriend in front of my mom! i gave the hur-hur-you-think-too-much-face and walked away to play with the kiddos. WTH la. and he works in singapore, im gonna kill him when i see him one day for this joke! OH AND WHILE RUNNING AROUND, I STEPPED ON A SATAY STICK :( bleed till the whole slipper was like flooding itself.
third day was the most depressing day of allll..... :( had a talk with one of the kiddos, which apparently told me stuff that i've never noticed in my entire life at the kampung. i almost wanted to give him a hug, apologising for everything, but i felt it was rather inappropriate, skali he think wrongly i die - relatives yo. tsk, kids nowadays. OH AND I COOKED OKAY. I BLEEDY COOKED!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
oh, the number of chickens increased. sirhan deduced that they had sex while i was away... like duh. i mean, i went off for like a year la. how can they abstain from it? high tolerance level huh. LOL.
& yes. i answered some retarded questions again. some aunties asked me when am i getting married.... and i replied tomorrow.... i need to come up with a more creative answer the next time. & theire blessings for me when they give me the angbaos were "study hard and get good grades, faster get a good guy and get married." although i would really really prefer the former... they gave both. kkj.
I AM ONLY 17 + LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
okay pictures. damien hirst is waiting for me. stupid
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